{"product_id":"daddyicanfixhim-sweatshirt","title":"Daddy, I Can Fix Him - Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe know. We KNOW. He's morally gray, he has a tragic backstory he refuses to talk about, and he definitely said something unhinged in chapter 12... but look at him. Look at the rainbow gradient font we used to spell out your delusion. It's giving book boyfriend brainrot, it's giving \"he's fictional so the red flags don't count,\" it's giving main character energy while you dog-ear the page where he finally apologizes. This oversized, ultra-soft crewneck says what your book club group chat has been screaming since the second POV chapter dropped. Wear it curled up with your current read, wear it to book club, wear it while you annotate his redemption arc for the third time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRuns perfectly oversized. You can layer with this bad boy, but it also looks amazing paired with your Popflex skirt, baggy jeans, or the perfect pair of comfy black leggings and chucks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's not getting fixed, but your cozy reading fit will be perfect.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeavyweight cotton-blend fleece... cozy enough for a reading nook, sturdy enough to survive a spice-level plot twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed, oversized unisex fit... true to size and made for layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft multicolor print lettering across the chest, straight out of your book club group chat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem so it outlasts your current fictional obsession (there will be another one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eComes pre-shrunk, like his capacity to communicate his needs, never like what's in his boxers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester, for long-lasting comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOur beta-wearer did a marathon 8 hour reading stint in this, and declared it \u003cem\u003e\"dreamier than a billionaire dom with a bad attitude!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stasia Black ","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46240412696712,"sku":"1288171_5498","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46240412729480,"sku":"1288171_5499","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46240412762248,"sku":"1288171_5500","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46240412795016,"sku":"1288171_5501","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46240412827784,"sku":"1288171_5502","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46240412860552,"sku":"1288171_5503","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46240412893320,"sku":"1288171_5504","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":46240412926088,"sku":"1288171_5505","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5480\/2824\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-navy-front-6a62793ae1cdf.jpg?v=1784838472","url":"https:\/\/stasiablack.myshopify.com\/products\/daddyicanfixhim-sweatshirt","provider":"Stasia Black ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}