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Look at the rainbow gradient font we used to spell out your delusion. It's giving book boyfriend brainrot, it's giving \"he's fictional so the red flags don't count,\" it's giving main character energy while you dog-ear the page where he finally apologizes. This oversized, ultra-soft crewneck says what your book club group chat has been screaming since the second POV chapter dropped. Wear it curled up with your current read, wear it to book club, wear it while you annotate his redemption arc for the third time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRuns perfectly oversized. 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